Wednesday 13 October 2010

Red Dead Redemption - Review














Your Wife and Son have been Kidnapped, and the only way to get them back is to track down and kill the men you used to call family.

Welcome to the life of John Marston, a former gang member turned farmer who has been tasked with the unenviable task of tracking down his former running mate Bill Williamson and Gang leader Dutch Van der Linde. Along the way you'll meet a ragtag band of miscreants who will both be of help and a hindrance to you. Some, like Irish, are as much for comedic relief as they are for plot advancement but each is memorable in their own right and feel very much like part of the world in which you find yourself thrust. The whole game is in the same vain as GTAIV, no bad thing since it's been based on the same engine as the most recent entry of that successful franchise.

The world in which you initially find yourself is what most of us would term as classic Wild West America, circa 1911. You won't stay there for long though as you travel south of the border into Mexico and eventually venture north into the snowy reaches of Tall Trees, an environment that feels and sometimes looks a lot like Colorado. The level of detail in these settings is astonishing, on more than one occasion you will find yourself slowing your horse to a slow trot as you take in a beautiful sunset or gaze in wonder at the huge explorable Vista in front of you. Rockstar have combined the three environmental settings of Red Dead extremely well, considering that, geographically, these three places are nowhere near each other in the real United States.
While exploring you never feel any form of disconnect from one area to the next, each one bleeds naturally into the other.

Where necessary, for plot reasons, Rockstar has no problem separating them with a variation on every sandbox game makers favourite structure, Railway Bridges. While there are many side missions to get your teeth into, the real meat of the game is in the main story which while not necessarily the longest seen in a sandbox game is certainly one of the more emotionally involving. The whole "Family have been kidnapped to force you into something" story might not be the most original, but it's realised in a way that makes it interesting throughout non the less.

Music is important in any game, at best it can be the final piece needed to suck you into a story making a half hours fly by before you know it, at worst it can completely ruin a game by not suiting the goings on or completely distracting you from what's happening. Rockstar have a good track record where it comes to in game music, although normally it's listened to through a car stereo and can be toggled on and off. In Red Dead Redemption the music is treated like the score to a film, changing depending on environment and situation. Each track is perfect for the situation and blends into the background to create a rich and vibrant world. The only time you truly notice the music is when you're meant to. Upon entering Mexico you're treated to a beautiful song by Jose Gonzalez entitled "Far Away" it's a true stand out moment in the game as you'll be tempted to slow your horse and simply enjoy the ride with that song playing you onward.

Another area where Red Dead excels is your equestrian friend. "Gun" attempted the sandbox western a few years ago but never quite managed to get horsemanship or gun fighting down, and since you'll be spending as much, if not more time on your horse as you will off of it (drinking your milk optional) this is obviously a very important part of the game. There's a feeling of connection with horse riding in Red Dead, you feel like you are in total control of the animal underneath you which is just as well given how huge the environments are, and how often you'll be riding one.

Gun play is very similar to that found in GTAIV with the addition of something called Dead-eye, Red Dead's version of Bullet Time which allows you to become the biggest bad ass in New Austin, taking out six assailants at a time with well placed head shots before they even squeeze a shot off.

As mentioned earlier, this game is based on the same engine as GTAVI, the graphics are sharp and at times jaw droppingly gorgeous. Character models are full of life, each one is brought to life by some excellent voice acting. As is the usual with any Rockstar title there isn't a bad performance in there, each actor has put in some excellent work. Cut scenes use the in game engine so you're never taken out of the experience, the animation throughout is superb. The map is the same as the one found in Nico Bellic's adventure in Liberty City, again not a bad thing since it works quite well and is not too obtrusive when you don't need it. It would perhaps have been nice to see the map tweaked to reflect the games turn of the century feel.

There are some small niggles to be mentioned though. Small bugs throughout the game made the auto aiming work intermittently and there was a point in the game where Marston couldn't change out of his rancher outfit. This might have been part of the games design, but nothing was mentioned on screen or in the menu about costume options being suspended.

These are all really minor complaints, none of which affected the gaming experience to any great extent and the positives in this game far outweigh any negatives that you may encounter.

A great game with a wonderful story and excellent game play and graphics. If you haven't already, play this game. You won't regret it.

Saturday 18 September 2010

I may have spoken too soon...

Trust me to open my big mouth.

A few days ago i waxed lyrical about the new FIFA and how unless Pro Evolution Soccer upped their game i would be jumping ship to the long running EA franchise. How on earth was i to know that the new Pro Evo, the demo for which i finally played for the first time today, would have improved quite so much?

The new passing system that i was so worried about is actually just a better implemented version of FIFA's own 360 degree passing system, allowing you to power the ball along the floor rather than any pass i attempted with FIFA 11, which was tempered by the player aids so that it only just about reached the desired player.

PES this year is as graphically stunning a football game as i have ever seen, replays of the action blur player movements so that they look even closer to the real thing and the level of fidelity in general has been greatly improved. FIFA also looks the part this year and as always has slick front end design and in game menu systems that are quick and easy to use. PES has trumped them this year though with a new approach to menu design, everything in the demo is swish and minimalistic, the Vs screen has beautifully rendered images of the two teams star player in their kit and when you delve into the game plan menu things take an even more impressive turn.

This year Konami have given the player complete control of their teams tactics. Drag and drop any player into the position you desire and that's where they'll play, admittedly you could do this last year but it took some trawling through menus to do. This year the tactics are right there up front for you to alter. drag, drop, play.

FIFA has the option to create your own team, complete with club crest, just like Pro Evo. Where the two games seem to differ this year is the level of customisation you can apply to your new club. While you can create a kit and club crest for your FIFA team, Pro Evo allows the player to create their own stadium, right dow to the cut of the grass and the cladding on the stands (which you can also choose from). While i would never want to do so you can even give your players Spartan helmets or Pumpkin heads, have them play with a wrapped sweet for a ball and surround the ground with an 8-bit style landscape.

This year will be a difficult year for anyone unsure about which side to support, it looks like i'm still one of them after all. my best advice? Play each demo to death, rent both games out if you can so you can fiddle with the editing functions that both games have on offer this year, and go with the one you had most fun with.

That's what games are all about after all...

Robinho

Friday 10 September 2010

Happy Birthday PSOne

If you're willing to ignore the fact that Japan saw the release of the Playstation on December 3rd 1994 then this month is very special in the life of Sony's first computer console.

September 9th and 29th 1995 marked the release of the Playstation in the US and EU respectively, which makes it 15 years old this month.

The Playstation wasn't my first gaming console by any means, that distinction belongs to the Nintendo Gameboy and Sega Master System (i wanted an NES). Along the way i owned a SNES as well, spending many a happy night playing Mario All Stars, but it was the Playstation that stole my heart and took it's place as my favourite games console.

Sony had such a wide array of different games available on the system that any gamer could find something to play and enjoy. Puzzle Fighter, Worms, ISS, Resident Evil, Ridge Racer, Destruction Derby, Gran Turismo, Final Fantasy VII and Grand Theft Auto. All these disparate games have only two things in common, first they were all available on the Playstation and secondly i owned them all. There is just a snapshot of how diverse the games library could be, and similarly how random my taste in games became once i switched to Sony's system.

My favourite game on the Playstation, and still one of my favourite games of all time was released two years after the systems launch. Final Fantasy VII came out just a few short months after i became the proud owner of my own Playstation. The opening cinematic, accompanied by Nobuo Uemastu's stirring soundtrack blew my mind. I never thought a video game could rival movies as a form of visual entertainment, yet here i sat watching, not playing the beginning of a game that would go on to swallow months of my life. I was so obsessed by that game that i spent a whole week in bed (I assure you i really was ill) playing through the final stages of the last disc.

Sony's Playstation was the first system to truely embrace three dimensional gaming. Tekken, Battle Arena Toshinden and Driver spring to mind as examples of developers taking advantage of the systems power to deliver a more immersive gaming experience.

I'm taken back to a time when Grand Theft Auto was the game all my friends were playing, i bought the new issue of PSM as i always did and opened the page to read about a new game being released soon by the name of Driver. My mind once again exploded, this time at the thought of driving around in a 3D environment with absolute freedom. No need to follow tracks, no caption flashing up on screen informing me that i was indeed "Going the wrong way", in fact there were no real rules at all. Half the fun i had in that game was when i was trying to break it, The monster Truck cheat was great fun, jumping over bridges with suspension jacked up to three times the normal height was an obsession for me, watching replays of my stunts afterwards made it all the more addictive.

The graphics of the PSOne (as the smaller yet similarly powerful update was known) pales in comparison to the later PS2 and PS3, yet it retains it's appeal to me based on the strength of the games and the feelings attached to them. I still play destruction derby and worms from time to time, but dare not touch FFVII for fear of losing my social life to it.

Now that they have made FFVII available on PSN i might risk my social life by downloading it again, i still own my copy of the game from back in 1997 but haven't got the room to set up the old PS2. On second thoughts it would give me a chance to play ICO and Shadow of the Colossus again...

Happy Birthday PSOne, I still love you x

Robinho.

Wednesday 8 September 2010

Goodbye Mark Lawrenson

After what seems like an eternity i have returned to the world of the Blog, in the hopes that i can once more be ridiculous for a moment.

Today is a landmark day in my life, for today i have finally turned the corner and realised it's time to make a change. Many a year i have revelled in the creative freedoms that Pro Evolution Soccer has afforded me in the editing suite, but that is no longer enough to keep me faithful to Konami's version of the beautiful game.

Wednesday September the 8th saw a bunch of listeners attend the 50th IGN UK podcast recording and i was fortunate enough to be amongst the lucky few. At this event we were treated to a demonstration of Playstation Move (It didn't work) and also had the chance to play FIFA 11 against each other.

For as long as i remember there have been two camps in the football simulation market, those who play FIFA, and those who play ISS/PES. ever since ISS 98 i have fallen into the Konami camp, preferring how a game played over the official licences it held. When ISS became PES it added something else to the mix which cemented my loyalty to the brand, Full kit editing. Last year i played both games at the demo stage and was sorely tempted by EA's game because for the first time in a long time it was more fun to play and actually felt closer to the real thing. Despite this i maintained my loyalty to Pro Evo more out of blind faith than logical reasoning.

This year will be no different in as much as i will play both demo's to see how they are to play, however there is one big difference that could play a vital role in which game i purchase. This year I'm buying the game i enjoy the most and leaving blind faith at the door.

Now onto my thoughts of the game i played today.

FIFA 11 plays beautifully, the passing is crisp and precise when you get it right rewarding you with a defence splitting pass that puts the opposing goalkeeper at the mercy of your centre forward. That's not to say that the computer does the work for you, you still have to direct the pass and choose how hard to strike the ball with the familiar power gauge.

Tackling is challenging but satisfying, meaning that you'll get as much out of a clean sheet as you will scoring at the other end. When playing with the ball at the feet of Marouan Chamakh or Robin Van Persie i never felt like being barged off the ball as easily as you can be in PES 2010. Trickier customers like Andrey Arshavin were easier to barge off the ball in a physical tussle but nippier and more nimble in and around the penalty area.

Graphically this years FIFA is a definite improvement on last years entry, players looked spot on in the game i played (Man Utd were emphatically beaten by a rampant Arsenal 3-0) The shirts looked as vibrant as they do in the real thing and the Stadiums are painstakingly duplicated in all their majesty. Pro Evo has had the edge as far as looks are concerned for the last few years, but now that FIFA has bucked it's ideas up in that area it'll be interesting to see how PES responds.

Finishing chances off has long been a gripe of mine when it comes to EA football games, but on the limited play time i had with the next one it would appear that the chances of pulling a Chris Iwelumo and skying the ball from 2 yards out have been drastically reduced. Great news for me, less so for my opponents.

Oh and as far as commentary is concerned, even though the game i played had commentary turned off FIFA has always beaten PES hands down in that department so i'll take it as red that Mark Lawrenson is still putting through Konami's own net

So how are we doing for reasons to buy this game?

Graphics - Check
Game play - Check
Official Kits and Licences - Check
Commentary - Double Check

The only thing that has me slightly reserved is that EA have still not really come up with a Master League killer and as i understand it you still can't play as your own imaginary team in FIFA. True, you had to edit PES United or Winning Eleven FC if you wanted to play as Brentwood FC in last years Pro Evo, but you could still design your own shirt, crest and sponsor.

I guess old habits really do die hard...

Robinho.

Monday 7 June 2010

The cost of success...
















At the risk of turning this Blog into a collection of football related articles, i would like to take the time today to reflect on the latest news coming out of Old Trafford.

It was announced today that the level of debt that Man Utd's owners find themselves in has risen to £1.1 Billion. That's a whole £400 Million more than was previously believed, and a great deal more than any Football club should be saddled with. I should point out that not all of this money is secured against The football team, but if Glazer defaults on repayment they may well be the first port of call for creditors looking to get their money back. A spokesman for the Glazer family has since come out and stated that they hold over £2 Billion in assets (First Allied shopping Malls and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers), however Andy Green (a disgruntled Man Utd supporter and City analyst) has discovered that 63 of the 64 First Allied shopping malls have already been mortgaged and most are likely not making enough money to cover the interest on the payments.

Simply put, Glazer mortgaged his only viable business, and secured money against the Football Club he was yet to buy at the height of the financial boom. The bubble then burst and he's been playing catch up ever since.

Last summer Cristiano Ronaldo was sold to Real Madrid for £80 million, sparking the Green and Gold protests which have now garnered 158,000 members and also seemingly been given the support of David Beckham. The importance of this sale to the club is now self evident. Man Utd wouldn't be getting any money from the Glazers to invest in new players, and so they had to sell one of their prized assets in order to develop the team.

The outlook is bleak for a Glazer controlled Manchester United FC, at best they sell up and the new owners clear the debts attached to the club, at worst they default on their massive repayments and the creditors move in. Man Utd are in a terrible position at present, and it is only their continued success on the field which has kept them from slipping. Unfortunately with only one major asset at the club (Wayne Rooney) and no other way of raising significant funds for squad development they may find themselves quickly slipping down the league.

Lets contrast this with the situation at Arsenal. No major trophy for 5 years and seemingly about to sell the club captain and heart of the team Cesc Fabregas to his childhood team, Barcelona, for between £30m and £60m depending on who you ask.

On the surface you would say that they are underachieving, that Arsenal should have won something in the last 5 years. Everyone says that the fans will grow restless, and that the Manager will soon have to win something or leave. What a load of rubbish! Here's some points to explain my position.

- Cesc Fabregas will most likely leave this summer, but the club will make pure profit on a player that cost them nothing and has given his best every time he played.

- If Fabregas does leave this summer Arsenal have a number of alternatives to replace him. Rosicky, Nasri, Diaby, Ramsey, Wilshere, and interestingly if the rumours are to be believed Joe Cole.

- Arsene Wenger has developed Arsenal into consistent top four contenders, and a credible threat to win the champions league. The fans that were there when he was appointed have faith in him, and can understand the importance of running a club as a proper business that is sustainable.

- Arsenal FC are in debt, but unlike man Utd it is a manageable amount that is being payed back quickly and on time thanks to the new stadium that the borrowed funds helped build.

- Of the traditional big 4 teams in England two are owned by Americans that have heaped massive debt (un-related to the actual running of the clubs) onto their new play things, one is owned by a Russian Billionaire that has decided to stop spending his own money on the team, and the other is Arsenal, a team with one of the lowest proportional wage bills in the premier league and a sustainable financial plan for the future.

If the price of a sustainable future for my football club is a trophy shortage then i will gladly pay it, If you ask the same question to Crystal palace, Southend or Portsmouth fans they would agree. They would break your arm off to be in the position that Arsenal find themselves in. Chances are however that Man Utd, the team that wins things every year, will be out of business within 10 years.

In the end i'd rather have a club to support...

Robinho

Saturday 22 May 2010

The Football League Play-Offs

It's currently 3.38pm, we're 38 minutes into the championship play-off final between Cardiff City and Blackpool, and so far it's the team from Wales that are leading 2-1 in the glorious sunshine of Wembley stadium.

Scratch that, Blackpool have just equalised, it's 2-2 now. This pretty much encapsulates what the play-off system is all about. It takes four teams whose seasons might otherwise be over, and injects some interest into the last few weeks of the season for them. This game has so far been an end to end affair with each team giving as good as they get.

It's now 3-2 to Blackpool with 46 minutes gone...

A friend of mine is a Nottingham Forest supporter. He recently complained to me that the newest member of the English Premier League family will either be Welsh, or a club with a three sided stadium. Sour grapes you might say, especially since it was the club with the three sided stadium that knocked his beloved Forest out of the play-offs this season.
In truth this is regularly one of the best games of the season, and not just because the winner gets a place in the English Premier League and all the financial bonuses that come with that (approximately £90m). It's a day out, it's the sort of thing that years later you can tell people you were there.

As of this moment Blackpool look as though they will be in the Premiership next year, if the championship didn't run the play-off system they would have been 9 points short of 3rd place and have nothing to play for. Is that fair on Nottingham Forest who finished 3rd this year? No, but it makes for a much more entertaining end of season and gives 6 sets of fans across 3 divisions a memorable day out at Wembley, a place that is hard enough to get to with the premier league's dominance of cup competitions.

On a side note, the Champions League Final should never have been moved to a Saturday, now i have to wait until Monday to talk about it around the water cooler...

Robinho

Friday 14 May 2010

If i can be serious for a moment...

If skype is to be believed then i want to wish a very happy birthday to Evan O'brien, the owner and creator of fromheadlockstoheadlines.com.

I had the honour of appearing on one or two of the early podcasts to come from that site and have always known Evan to be a friendly and genuine guy.

If you're reading this then i hope you had a great day.


Wednesday 12 May 2010

Elections, negotiations, resignations and coalitions - Why a hung parliament may have been a blessing in disguise.

It seemed as though it would never end, then at approximately 7.25pm yesterday it all got interesting.

Gordon Brown, who had resigned as Labour party leader just the day before, announced that he would be resigning as Prime Minister with immediate effect. At 7.25 he held a brief meeting with the Queen where he resigned and left the way clear for David Cameron to form the next British Government. This has been seen as a cynically timed resignation as Brown knew that although the Liberal Democrats would not form a coalition with his party, they had yet to hammer out a deal with Camerons' Conservative party.

Cameron however was undeterred, and at 8.30pm last night the Liberal Democrats voted in favour of a coalition with the Conservatives which would leave them in a strong position to influence the future governance of the United Kingdom.

Cameron has been magnanamous in his appointments of a new cabinet with no fewer than 5 Lib Dem MP's being given positions in the new cabinet. These aren't minor positions either, My personal favorite Liberal MP, Vince Cable is now
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills. This isn't quite Chancellor of the Exchequer as i had hoped, but it is still a very prominant role, having been previously held by master of the dark arts himself Peter Mandelson.

The developments of the last 48 hours or so have had a rather strange effect on me though. They have left me rather enthusiastic about the future of British Politics. With a coalition of Lib Dem and Conservative parties in power certain compromises have had to be made by both. The Conservatives have had to accept that political reform is something that has to be looked at and have now got the benefit of access to the Lib Dems brightest stars when appointing cabinets.

I don't care who you voted for, if you kept an eye on British politics, and economics in the last 2 or 3 years Vince Cable should have been your preferred option for Chancellor. I voted for the Conservatives and i wanted them to give him the job even if they got a majority!

This could well be a glimpse of the future too. If a system such as proportional representation is installed as the new election format for the UK then we will be getting many more hung parliaments in the years to come, this in turn will force reasoned discussion and compromise between the parties, and hopefully result in better decisions and a more open mindset from the politicians that rule this country.

Proportional Representation also has one more benefit. How many people think at election time "well my vote doesn't matter, how can one vote make a difference?" Well under PR every vote is worth the same, unlike the current past the post system where in my constituancy David Kendall came 2nd with over 11,000 votes, votes that counted for nothing. Under the new system those 11,000 votes would be added to all the other votes cast for a party. If a party gets 50% of the votes, they get 50% of the seats in parliament. Simple isn't it.

Anyway, this election may have dragged on, people may well have gotten sick of listening to the news reports around it, and many might well ignore politics all together until the next vote comes around. But for me this election has been the start of something new, something (dare i say it) exciting. I voted for change, now it's time to see if it's change for the better...

Robinho

Tuesday 4 May 2010

Thank You Microsoft!

For the last few years I've been slaving under the yoke of a ruthless dictator who forced me to do everything it's way and constantly proved to be a pain in my arse. It's name was Windows Vista, and it started out so promisingly...

When Vista first arrived it came with some fanfare, it was a departure from XP, it gave you little windows showing you each program as you hovered your mouse over it, it had see through windows, it could do anything you could think of. Unfortunately it was also slow, power hungry and the least intuitive OS that i have used in many, many years.

Way back when (about 4 years ago i think) i had a Toshiba Satellite with Windows XP pre-loaded on it, it was a great machine and did everything i wanted it to, but it's newborn sister Vista had me getting all broody for a new OS of my own. Ever the pragmatist (and skinflint i might add) i decided to resist Vista with it's attractive menus and pointless bells and whistles since my Tosh was a single core machine with only 1.5 Gig or ram. This was fine for XP which happily ran on much less resources than those in my Laptop, but for Vista it wasn't nearly good enough.

Fate would, however, play a cruel hand to me sooner than i would like. One night while wasting some time on YouTube my beloved little Toshiba made a horrifying noise and froze. It never worked again. It would boot up and you would get as far as the loading screen, but then the screen would go black and nothing worked. Eventually i would suck it up and accept that i had to buy a new laptop, so off to Ebuyer.com i went.

My search for a decent value for money Laptop was a short and fruitful affair as i soon found a Samsung R60plus for sale for around £350.It was a dual core, it had lots of RAM, It came with a years free subscription to Panda Internet Security (which i would highly recommend to anyone reading this) and best of all, or so i thought at the time, it came with Windows Vista pre-loaded.


The first few weeks and months were fine, the laptop was quick and did everything i wanted, but soon the cracks began to surface. The snazzy interface was all style and no real substance, it took forever to boot up and shut down, setting up networks was still a pain in the posterior, yada yada yada. I invested in more RAM, taking the Samsung up to a very healthy 2.5 Gb, which resulted in much faster opening and closing of programs but didn't tackle the main problem, i was running out of space. I can't quote specifics, but lets just say that my Samsung was advertised as having an 80Gb HDD but once Vista had finished setting up i had less than 60Gb.

Why, you might ask, have i taken you on another random journey into my past dealings with two now defunct OS's? Well i finally got on board the good ship Windows7 today and my god how things have changed! First things first it was out with the paltry 80Gb HDD and in with a new 500Gb HDD, this gives me much more space for program files and should allow me much more flexibility when it comes the time to launch my new podcast and music projects (keep reading the blog to find out more). Next up came the change to Windows7, quite possibly the most painless install I've ever witnessed. Everything was made so simple and easy to understand.

Having messed around with the new OS for a couple of hours i am massively impressed, everything in the 8 second adverts works perfectly, 7 is much less resource hungry than Vista both in terms of memory used on the Hard drive and the amount of RAM taken up in general use. when i initially turned the system on not only was it lightening quick compared to my previous OS but it automatically searched for any drivers that i might be missing and installed them when i shut down. I'd expect this to be true of previous OS's too but only windows centric drivers...

I've been toying with getting 7 since it launched, and now that i have finally taken the plunge i am more than satisfied with the results. It's good looking, easy to use, less resource hungry and much faster than it's older sister Vista

Microsoft actually made an OS that's intuitive and does everything that people asked for off the back of their last effort? Surely not?

Surely yes!

Robinho

Sunday 2 May 2010

Date Night

The new comedy vehicle for Steve Carrell and Tina Fey hit British cinemas recently and on Friday night i had the chance to see it along with a few friends.

Date Night follows Phil and Claire Foster during their once weekly dinner engagement after which the film is named. Due to the fact that they always go to the same place and eat the same thing both feel that their relationship, and marriage, might be in trouble. In an attempt to shake things up Phil decides to take Claire to a new and highly exclusive Seafood restaurant and after taking another couples reservation are mistaken for The Triplehornes, who have been blackmailing a mob boss. The next hour of the film follows them on the craziest date of their lives as they attempt to track down the Triplehornes and clear their names.

Carrell and Fey, the stars of two of US tv's biggest sitcoms (The Office and 30 rock respectively) certainly have chemistry on screen and thanks to their tv projects they're well versed in comedy acting too. You instantly get the feeling that these two could be a married couple and the parents to two young children.

The supporting cast are strong as well, Mark Wahlberg,William Fichtner , James Franco, Mila Kunis and Ray Liotta all lend their considerable talents to the film in a range of roles that fit them perfectly. All the above actors felt perfectly cast, they slipped into their roles and never had me thinking of them as anything other than the character they played. James Franco and Mila Kunis especially deserve praise for their turn as Taste and Whippit, the couple who the Fosters were mistaken for and set in motion the events of the movie. Wahlberg also takes some credit as the sudo-Bond character Holbrooke, who helps the Fosters in their quest to find the Triplehornes.

The set piece scenes in the film are both funny and original, the thrill a minute scene involving an Audi R8 and a New York yellow cab springs to mind immediately, as does the Fosters' daring escape by boat from the henchmen that have them held at gunpoint. The script is entertaining and funny, giving every character their fair share of the laughs while not falling back on the same old tired clichés that so many of these films tend to.

The film may be titled Date Night, but don't let that fool you into thinking that it's a typical chick flick with a few laughs thrown in to keep the blokes awake. This is a comedy first and foremost, it makes no qualms about the fact that it's main purpose is to make you laugh, and laugh hard.

Robinho

Monday 26 April 2010

Cemetery Junction

Cemetery Junction is the new film from Ricky Gervais and his often time comedy partner Steve Merchant.

It tells the story of a group of friends who have grown up and found themselves stuck in 1970's Reading.

Freddie (Christian Cooke) wants to better himself, refusing to end up employed in a factory like his Dad. Bruce (Tom Hughes) has dreams of leaving the town he was born and grew up in, mainly due to the strained relationship with
his father who he blames for his mother leaving them. Snork (The Green Green Grass' Jack Doolan) is the last of the trio, that's not his real name by the way, but in fact a nickname that brings with it many amusing introductions throughout the film.

While the plot of the film may not be the most original you'll see this year, it has some blistering performances sprinkled throughout that make it a funny and yet at times powerful piece of cinema.

Jack Doolan stands out in every scene that he's in, partially due to his characters unusual appearance compared to the other two lead actors, but mainly because his delivery of his lines and comic timing are spot on. While both Cooke and Hughes give solid and at times touching performances in their respective roles, they never manage to reach the heights that Doolan does as Snork. The down side to the Snork character however is that for all the fantastic lines he's given he remains a very one dimensional character. Due to the complete lack of back story or exploration of the character you are left feeling that he's there only for comic relief.

On the subject of comic relief David Earl is a revelation as cafe owner Brian, a man who decided to lower his standards and hasn't looked back since. He and Snork truly are the comedy heart of this film.

Ralph Fiennes is fantastic as the sexist and completely un-PC Mr Kendrick. He is Freddie's boss and also the father of Julie (Felicity Jones), Freddie's love interest during the film. He also acts as a template for the Fiance of his Daughter Mike Ramsay (Watchmen's superb Matthew Goode) setting an example to his future son in law as to how to treat his fiance.

I could go on, but i think it would be better just to say that Cemetery junction is an excellent movie, which while a tad predictable at times is still a funny, inteligent, touching and heart warming film that has an excellent soundtrack and a brilliant ensemble cast.

Robinho

Sunday 25 April 2010

How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon.

I know, a terrible title, but then i can't guarantee the blog will be any better.

Another day brings yet another bargain from those wonderful people at game, but this particular game was not one that i had even contemplated buying until very recently.

A little background information will probably help explain why i ended up buying what has turned out to be a very good RPG.

During the days of the Gameboy colour i "inherited" a copy of Pokemon Silver from my sister, i played it for a while until i got stuck trying to chop down some weird looking tree and until that point i enjoyed it greatly. I put it away and forgot it was there.

Fast forward to a few months ago when i was clearing my room out for the umpteenth time due to a sever lack of space (i'll probably get to that story in another entry by the way). Out of a drawer i recovered my old Gameboy colour and the Pokemon game that i had given up on all those years ago. Both still worked and so i indulged in a little retro gaming. Unfortunately the on board battery used for memory retention was flatter than a pancake so any progress i made was quickly forgotten and i was forced to start over when i turned the system on again the following day. I put the game back in the drawer, took out my DS and forgot all about the land of Johto.

Since i reclaimed my DS from my mother in February (i only managed that by getting one for her) i have been experiencing something of a DS rennaisance. My Japanese Coach, Mario, 42 all time classics and embarrassingly Nintendogs have all gotten a decent play through, but i have kept my eye out for Pokemon since i had my memory jolted by that room clearance discovery.

All of this brings me to this Thursday just gone. Having bought some new clothes from Blue inc and made a very tidy saving into the bargain i thought i'd see what was available in HMV and Game, as is my usual habit. I picked up Kate Nash's new album "My best friend is you" in HMV and then headed off to Game.

I thought i'd have a look for a second hand copy of Pokemon while i was in there and very soon was asked by the sales assistant if i needed help finding anything. Turns out that someone had traded the newly released Pokemon Heart Gold back to them without even opening the box, 25 quid for a brand new game (I had a fiver on my loyalty card too). Nice.

Nintendo and Game Freak have done an excellent job of updating what could just as easily been a lazy port of the original Pokemon an Gameboy with nicer graphics. They have included a few extra touches and features that make it a full fledged DS game such as wireless gaming support a save anywhere feature and most importantly they have implemented the stylus control in such a way that it is almost as though the game should have always been on a system with touch support.

I've also been impressed by the fact that you can play this game almost entirely without touch if you so wish. They don't miss the opportunity to shill their wares either, you're character has their own Wii in their room, and when you investigate it you are informed in no uncertain terms that the Wii is the most popular console in all of Johto. I can't say that bothers me though, since they have obviously put a lot of effort into this game and it shows.

The whole game is both old and new at the same time, the additions of the previously mentioned touch controls and shiny graphics give it a new lease on what has already been a good ten year life, and the new Pokewalker (a tamagotchi that you download your Pokemon to) is a great innovation that not only helps you grind levels in a whole new way but it also promotes activity in kids.

Overall i have to say i'm very happy that i bought this game. Normally i'm not one for ports of old games on new systems, but it's obvious to me that Game Freak have spent a lot of time making this game not only look good but play well and fully take advantage of the new systems features.

Now if you'll excuse me, i have to catch 'em all.

Robinho

Saturday 17 April 2010

A purchase that will live in inFAMY

It's just a quick one today, and the title practically says it all. After work on Thursday i decided to go into town and have a look around the shops. I hadn't intended on buying anything, with 4 days to go until payday i was feeling decidedly brassic anyway. HMV seems to be a regular haunt for me at the moment, so i started there looking through the DVD's and Albums on offer in their sale.

The problem with most of HMV's stock is that even at sale prices they are often more expensive than the same product on Play.com or Amazon. Having decided to leave HMV and go home i walked past Game, for some reason i was drawn in, probably just idle curiosity at what their prices were like at the moment.

Browsing the isles i picked up a couple of pre-owned Xbox 360 games that were good value for their age. World Championship Snooker: Real 2009 (I really enjoy a good snooker game) and 2K Sports The Bigs 2 were both £8. My next find was the most surprising of all. inFAMOUS is the critically acclaimed super hero sand box game where you choose the moral choices of the main character. Released May 29th last year it sold like hotcakes and was given a 9.2/10 rating by IGN's Greg Miller. This background information is important because i can't think of another game that sold so well and was released so little time ago being available for the price I'm about to drop on you.

£10 for a brand new, sealed box copy of inFAMOUS. Jealous? no need, the offer is still on at Game.

Long live great deals!

Robinho

Monday 12 April 2010

If music be the food of love, i'm smitten.

A few years ago i was watching a random music channel when a song called "Everybody's gone to war" started to play. It's a song written and performed by a Jersey born singer songwriter by the name of Nerina Pallot. I was so taken by the song that i bought the album "Fires" the next day. A few days later later i bought her debut album, Dear Frustrated Superstar. These were two of my favourite albums of that or any other year, and in fact are still regularly to be heard on my iPod.

Pallot has a talent for meaningful lyrics, the previously mentioned song "Everybody's Gone To War" was for me at least the soundtrack to the Lebanese-Israeli conflict of 2006. The idea behind the song, that war really is a pointless thing and that the only sure result is the death of the people you know, really stood out to me. When i used some lyrics from the song in a forum signature a friend of mine, who has a lot of family in Lebanon and whose father is himself Lebanese remarked that it was extremely fitting at the time.


The reason I'm writing about this is that last Friday i found out that Nerina had in fact released a third album in October of last year entitled "The Graduate". I was ashamed that i didn't find this out until a good 6 months had passed. I bought it as soon as i could find a copy, listened to it constantly over the weekend that followed and finally came to this conclusion. Nerina Pallot is now easily one of my favourite artists of all time.

The album gets off to a storming start. "Everything's Illuminated" and
"Real Late Starter" are anthemic pop songs with a definite rock music flavour running through them. The rock momentum continues with "The Right Side" which sets out it's intentions from the get go. Guitars are front and center on this track, but Pallot's voice is never overpowered and is the driving force behind this, and every other song for that matter. "Human" allows for a little respite from the energetic pop/rock that has come before it, it's a laid back song with strings, acoustic guitar and drum beat the only instruments of any note. Again it allows Nerina to make full use of her voice to push the story forward.

The fifth track on "The Graduate" is probably my favourite on the whole album, the main reason being it is unashamedly fun. Trumpets herald the start of the song along with a piano and plenty of... yep guitars. "I Don't Want To Go Out" is the sort of song that could put a smile on the most miserable of faces, mine included.

"Coming Home" and "It Starts" are two more laid back songs that help balance this album out, but don't let that put you off. The lyrics in "Coming Home" in particular are truly affecting when listened to closely. Another stand out song on this album is undoubtedly "When Did I Become Such A Bitch?". It's upbeat, fun, and Nerina's selected use of a posh English accent and pauses in the score really helps make it unique.

The last two songs help wind the album down. "Cigarette" is another one to employ acoustic guitars and strings to showcase Pallot's beautiful lyrical performance while "It Was Me" is a fitting closure to any body of work. It's tinged with sadness and sentimentality but feels exactly right. It's rare, at least in my music collection, that a album can be so happy go lucky one minute and then so sad the next. It's a great credit to Nerina that she is able to write and perform such varied work, and even more so that she is able to make them all fit together so well on one album.

Nerina Pallot, has, in three albums, managed to create a diverse body of work in which anyone can find something to like. Her music can make you feel like jumping up and down like a little kid, or question the events taking place in distant countries. This third album, is in my belief, her best yet. It best displays her diversity as both a writer and performer and shows that great tunes married with intelligent lyrics are a dynamite combination that she can get right.

You can listen to some of her work on YouTube by visiting the official Nerina Pallot TV channel which i will link to below. Remember, if you like what you hear please buy her albums. Hard work and talent like this needs to be rewarded.

Robinho

http://www.youtube.com/user/nerinapallottv


Saturday 10 April 2010

This post is bigger on the inside...

So it has begun..........again.

Saturday April 3rd marked the return of Doctor who, and after a year without regular episodes it was needless to say highly anticipated. Before i sat down to watch it i had the same reservations as many others, almost all of which were to do with the many changes that had come about since David Tennant and Russell T Davies signalled their intent to leave after the 4 specials shown throughout 2009.

I'm happy to report however that at least in my eyes, almost all of the changes that have been made are for the better.

When Russell T Davies announced he was leaving Doctor Who some wondered if that signalled the coming to an end of the Who Revival. Luckily Davies had already spotted in Steven Moffat somebody who could lead the series to the same heights that he had himself.

Moffat is no stranger to the series either, having written some extremely tense and dramatic scripts for Tennants' Who, including my personal favourite "Blink". An episode so tightly written and superbly acted that the statues never actually moved and were still just as chilling as a Dalek or Cyberman bearing down on you. It was also an episode that showed that the Doctor doesn't even have to be on screen for a story to be a classic, something that "Love and Mosters" also proved to great effect.

RTD's Who-niverse was a camp one to say the least, he expanded it with characters like Captain Jack Harkness, entire spin off series like Torchwood and even brought back favourites like Emma Jane and K-9.

The last of the four 2009 specials showed Tennants Doctor saying goodbye to many of the elements that RTD had introduced during his run in charge. It was widely thought at the time that the new Who would choose to leave many of these elements behind and start over. That decision is for the best, because with this new series Moffat will start to write his own chapter in the story of the last Time Lord. Over time i don't doubt that many of the elements that Davies brought to the party will return but for the time being it's good that Moffat is striking out on his own.

Karen Gillen really impressed me in her series debut, as did her real life cousin and on-screen younger self Caitlin Blackwood. It's another sign of good writing that when another doctors assistant is brought in, she is poles apart from any of the others that have come before her in the new era. Billy Piper, Freema Agyeman and Catherine Tate all brought very different attitudes to the role, somehow Gillens character has managed to take all the best qualities of her predecessors combine them and not come off as a copy of any of them.

Gillen's acting was superb throughout the season opener, and it certainly didn't hurt that for the majority of the episode she was wearing a rather fetching police woman kiss-o-gram outfit. it's early days but i have a feeling that this actress might have a great career ahead of her.

One more point to touch on, and obviously the biggest of the lot. The new Doctor. When i heard that Matt Smith had been cast i had plenty of doubts. "He's too young", "He looks too weird", "I've never heard of him". We probably all thought at least one of those things when he was announced. I'm glad that they stuck with him though, because his performance in the series premier was extremely impressive. He was wacky, zany, confident, charming, exuded charisma whenever he was on screen and most importantly he felt like the Doctor.

It's very early to judge him yet, one episode does not make a season after all, but there's certainly enough evidence here to say in some confidence that Doctor Who is in good hands.

There's on last thing that needs touching on and this will be a brief point. The new T.A.R.D.I.S interior feels confused and cluttered. I may grow to like it but at the moment it doesn't seem to be any improvement over the old design. Out with the old though...

Robinho